Thursday, October 14, 2010

A Television Show That I Can Not Stand!




10 THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN WATCH "THE VIEW"

1.  Bite the inside of my cheek in the exact same spot over and over again

2.  Inhale black pepper (through both nostrils)

3.  Read Dan Brown's "The Lost Symbol" five times in a row without skipping pages (or throwing it across the room in frustration)

4.  Watch every single rerun of Jon & Kate Plus 8 in one sitting

5.  Stub my toe on the dog's most spiky-from-being-chewed dog toy in my bare feet. While running.

6.  Listen to the song "Puff The Magic Dragon" until my ears bleed

7.  Squeeze into a size 8 pair of jeans and walk around shaking my booty and flaunting my muffin top like it's hot

8.  Wax off a part of my eyebrow right smack dab in the middle and have to shade it in for the next three months (I've done it-it's embarrassing)

9.  Let my dog lick me in the mouth. On purpose. Without rinsing.

10.  Put an I ♥ Barack Obama sticker on my car for 48 hours.....just kidding. That would never happen. "The View" would win.

15 comments:

Genevieve said...

Yes that show is really annoying....

LaDonna Rae said...

I'm right there with you about the View & 10.

April said...

Thanks for stopping by ladies!

Gem said...

they even have exported it to Australia now, I can't stand it either, gave it a go a fwe times, they are just unpleasantly smug for the most part.

Brazenlilly said...

I cannot stand to watch it even as a casual flip-through. I just start yelling "STOP TALKING! STOP TALKING!" They are like preschoolers all trying to talk at once and no one's really listening to each other!

Agnes said...

Ditto!!! *including #10

fancypants said...

I am so glad I am not the only one! They really are a bunch of catty judgemental women- it drives me crazy. I've emailed them several times complaining about how they treat their guests. I have just stopped watching- they put women 50 steps back. ugg

RamblingMother said...

I am so with you, girl!

Wyndee said...

I'm with ya!

Wendy said...

I don't watch the View, but I DO have a Barack Obama sticker on my car from '08 and I plan on putting another one there in 2012.

Can we still be friends? LOL!

April said...

Wendy,
Of course we can still be friends!!

My bumper sticker says GONE 1-21-13 :)

Wendy said...

That's funny because not too long ago I had one that said GONE - 1/18/09! What a coincidence!!! LOL!!!

Isn't it wonderful that we can agree to disagree and still be friends?

Pretty great country no matter what side of the political spectrum you choose to look at it from.

Wyndee said...

No bumper stickers for me, but I do have a "Miss Me Yet?" t-shirt. ;-)

Wendy said...

Oh, Wyn...I knew I could count on you to stick your nose in this! LOL!

Jessi said...

#10 was my favorite :)

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